So while my dad and I worked on installing new outdoor light fixtures at my house, my mom helped the kids clean their rooms! Anyone who really KNOWS my daughter and her hoarding tendencies can imagine what a monumental task that was. So later that night as I was tucking her in and telling her how great her room looked…
CHLOE: Mom. I don’t know HOW you lived with her.
ME: (laughing) Why is that?
CHLOE: She kept saying we were almost done but then we never were!
ME: Oh, you mean like I do?
CHLOE: Well yeah, but she was just so… HAPPY about it.
(So basically my mom isn’t as bitchy as I am. I’m sure everyone who knows her is SHOCKED to hear it.)